{"id":2865,"date":"2010-08-22T21:48:40","date_gmt":"2010-08-22T21:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2010\/08\/22\/jacob-vs-edward\/"},"modified":"2010-08-22T21:48:40","modified_gmt":"2010-08-22T21:48:40","slug":"jacob-vs-edward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2865","title":{"rendered":"jacob-vs-edward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>New Moon<\/em> landed in my mail slot yesterday.  I really wanted to see how &quot;Twilight&quot; continued in movie form even though I already know what happens.  Wikipaedia is my best friend afterall.  So I popped it in the DVD player and OH MY GOD, I was just as horrified as I thought I&#8217;d be.  Seriously?<\/p>\n<p>I get that it&#8217;s heartbreaking to be dumped, and for teenagers it just seems to be like the end of the world.  I am truely spoiled because <em>Buffy<\/em> did it better, but seriously?  Edward is a creep.  A real sadistic creep.  &quot;Oh, I don&#8217;t want to hurt you, Bella.  I&#8217;m so selfish.  Bye.&quot;  A year passes.  He thinks she&#8217;s dead and suddenly he tries to kill himself???  Please, do it very painfully!  The Volturi were more interesting than Edward.<\/p>\n<p>And poor Jacob.  The nice guys always get screwed!  I found myself pleading for a knock down drag out fight between Edward and Jacob at the end because I thought it would be amusing.  Alas, it did not happen.  Maybe in <em>Eclipse<\/em>?  I may not be able to stomach more of these.<\/p>\n<p>If little girls want to grow up to be like Bella our society is doomed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Moon landed in my mail slot yesterday. I really wanted to see how &quot;Twilight&quot; continued in movie form even though I already know what happens. Wikipaedia is my best friend afterall. So I popped it in the DVD player and OH MY GOD, I was just as horrified as I thought I&#8217;d be. Seriously? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}