{"id":2678,"date":"2006-12-31T18:34:42","date_gmt":"2006-12-31T18:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2006\/12\/31\/wonder-drug-recipes\/"},"modified":"2006-12-31T18:34:42","modified_gmt":"2006-12-31T18:34:42","slug":"wonder-drug-recipes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2678","title":{"rendered":"wonder-drug-recipes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Less than 24 hours from now people will wake up with one thought on their minds, assuming that thinking is possible: why.  Why does it hurt so bad!  That pounding.  Oh my goodness, is that light?  Turn it off.  I don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s the bloody sun.<br \/>\nSo on and so forth.<br \/>\nNew Year&#8217;s just wouldn&#8217;t be the same without that special hangover &#8212; jello shots here I come &#8212; but what if there were a pill that could spare one&#8217;s over indulgence for that nasty sustanance, and say, wake up on Monday morning all bright-eyed, etc? Cheers!<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/%22http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20061229\/ap_on_hi_te\/apple_lawsuits%22\">Experts say that it&#8217;s never going to happen<\/a>.  Boo hiss.<br \/>\nSo here&#8217;s my advice.  Get plenty sloshed.  Don&#8217;t drive drunk.  Hydrate.  Then swallow a couple of ibuprofen.<br \/>\nHappy New Year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Less than 24 hours from now people will wake up with one thought on their minds, assuming that thinking is possible: why. Why does it hurt so bad! That pounding. Oh my goodness, is that light? Turn it off. I don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s the bloody sun. So on and so forth. New Year&#8217;s just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}