{"id":2626,"date":"2006-11-06T21:38:49","date_gmt":"2006-11-06T21:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2006\/11\/06\/for-katie\/"},"modified":"2006-11-06T21:38:49","modified_gmt":"2006-11-06T21:38:49","slug":"for-katie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2626","title":{"rendered":"for-katie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not long ago <i>Wired<\/i> had this <a href=\"\/%22http:\/\/wired.com\/wired\/archive\/14.11\/sixwords.html%22\">article containing the shortest short stories<\/a>.  They were 6 words long to be exact, and they were written by today&#8217;s better known horror, sci-fi, and fantasy writers.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.<br \/>\n&#8211; Joss Whedon<br \/>\nWe kissed. She melted. Mop please!<br \/>\n&#8211; James Patrick Kelly<br \/>\nHeaven falls. Details at eleven.<br \/>\n&#8211; Robert Jordan<br \/>\nStarlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.<br \/>\n&#8211; Margaret Atwood<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What <i>Wired<\/i> failed to realize was the monster they had created.  The lovely community at <a href=\"\/%22http:\/\/jasonboog.newsvine.com\/_news\/2006\/10\/27\/417480-join-the-six-word-science-fiction-story-vine%22\">Newsvine decided to try it out<\/a>, and now there are over 100 more short stories, and they&#8217;re hysterical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not long ago Wired had this article containing the shortest short stories. They were 6 words long to be exact, and they were written by today&#8217;s better known horror, sci-fi, and fantasy writers. Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so. &#8211; Joss Whedon We kissed. She melted. Mop please! &#8211; James Patrick Kelly Heaven falls. Details [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}