{"id":2596,"date":"2006-06-23T21:06:50","date_gmt":"2006-06-23T21:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2006\/06\/23\/make-golds-gym-accessible\/"},"modified":"2006-06-23T21:06:50","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T21:06:50","slug":"make-golds-gym-accessible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2596","title":{"rendered":"make-golds-gym-accessible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always wanted to go to a gym.  The only thing that has stopped me, besides the fantasy of having a gorgeous trainer carry me around, was the plain and obvious fact that the equipment and I do not mix.  Now <a href=\"\/%22http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/gadgets\/index.blog?entry_id=1508492%22\">we might<\/a>!  It looks like it might be friendly to those with working upper torsos, but seriously the gym machines pictured look like tons of fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always wanted to go to a gym. The only thing that has stopped me, besides the fantasy of having a gorgeous trainer carry me around, was the plain and obvious fact that the equipment and I do not mix. Now we might! It looks like it might be friendly to those with working [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}