{"id":2574,"date":"2006-04-23T21:30:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-23T21:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2006\/04\/23\/funny-not\/"},"modified":"2006-04-23T21:30:41","modified_gmt":"2006-04-23T21:30:41","slug":"funny-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2574","title":{"rendered":"funny-not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Firefox spoils me.  I make up a password.  It remembers it.  I forget it, and if I&#8217;m fortunate enough I never have to remember it again.  Except for the brief moment when I couldn&#8217;t log on to MT.  Joy.<br \/>\nHave I mentioned I&#8217;m ill.<br \/>\nOh yeah, I start the job tomorrow, and I sing at my friend&#8217;s wedding in less than a week.  I need my voice for this but right now I sound like a hussy.  Curtis, I am your dreamgirl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Firefox spoils me. I make up a password. It remembers it. I forget it, and if I&#8217;m fortunate enough I never have to remember it again. Except for the brief moment when I couldn&#8217;t log on to MT. Joy. Have I mentioned I&#8217;m ill. Oh yeah, I start the job tomorrow, and I sing at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}