{"id":2424,"date":"2005-05-08T07:24:23","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T07:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2005\/05\/08\/its-too-frikkin-early\/"},"modified":"2005-05-08T07:24:23","modified_gmt":"2005-05-08T07:24:23","slug":"its-too-frikkin-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2424","title":{"rendered":"its-too-frikkin-early"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why am I up at 6:30 am on Sunday.  PMBR people.  PMBR.  I am going to keel over and die now.<br \/>\nOh yeah, Happy Mother&#8217;s Day all you mommies!!!!!!  mwah!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why am I up at 6:30 am on Sunday. PMBR people. PMBR. I am going to keel over and die now. Oh yeah, Happy Mother&#8217;s Day all you mommies!!!!!! mwah!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}