{"id":2351,"date":"2004-12-22T20:57:01","date_gmt":"2004-12-22T20:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2004\/12\/22\/birthday-clothes\/"},"modified":"2004-12-22T20:57:01","modified_gmt":"2004-12-22T20:57:01","slug":"birthday-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2351","title":{"rendered":"birthday-clothes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lovely Villahermosa.  At least that&#8217;s what I hear.  I&#8217;ve never been there, but I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s great.  I just don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll ever be ever to shower there if I happen to <a href=\"\/%22http:\/\/msnbc.msn.com\/id\/6747011\/%22\">visit <i>that<\/i> town<\/a>.  What if I accidently drop my towel and flash my imaginary husband.  Though we&#8217;re legally wed in my imaginary world, I guess that still makes me an immoral person, and I and the peeping Tom who catches me will go to jail.<br \/>\nSuch is life in a small town of Villahermosa, M\ufffdxico<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lovely Villahermosa. At least that&#8217;s what I hear. I&#8217;ve never been there, but I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s great. I just don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll ever be ever to shower there if I happen to visit that town. What if I accidently drop my towel and flash my imaginary husband. Though we&#8217;re legally wed in my imaginary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}