{"id":2307,"date":"2004-07-29T21:43:10","date_gmt":"2004-07-29T21:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2004\/07\/29\/ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead\/"},"modified":"2004-07-29T21:43:10","modified_gmt":"2004-07-29T21:43:10","slug":"ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2307","title":{"rendered":"ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m barely lucid, yesterday I wanted to choke the two guys outside my door clearly marked, &quot;Quiet, exam in session,&quot; and I&#8217;m wondering why I&#8217;m not drunk, but it&#8217;s over.<br \/>\nWhy in the hell were the guys talking about Oil and Gas on MBE day?  And damn, property is going to haunt me for the rest of my life but I fucking aced Sales and Secured Transactions and Bancruptcy baybee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m barely lucid, yesterday I wanted to choke the two guys outside my door clearly marked, &quot;Quiet, exam in session,&quot; and I&#8217;m wondering why I&#8217;m not drunk, but it&#8217;s over. Why in the hell were the guys talking about Oil and Gas on MBE day? And damn, property is going to haunt me for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}