{"id":2292,"date":"2004-05-27T20:33:24","date_gmt":"2004-05-27T20:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2004\/05\/27\/an-announcement\/"},"modified":"2004-05-27T20:33:24","modified_gmt":"2004-05-27T20:33:24","slug":"an-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2292","title":{"rendered":"an-announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guys, it&#8217;s common knowledge that there are certain things you just don&#8217;t tell your girlfriends.  You don&#8217;t tell them they&#8217;re ugly, and that you can get them an appointment with your best friend the plastic surgeon.  You don&#8217;t tell them to wear that low cut, oops was that a nipple, dress, because it reminds you of your ex-girlfriend.  And you most certainly do not tell your girlfriend on her birthday that she should lose a few extra pounds.<br \/>\nIf you love her for who she is then please, shut up and accept her for who she is on the inside and not on the outside (though she&#8217;s pretty on the outside too) because right now you&#8217;re not worth a damn compared to her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guys, it&#8217;s common knowledge that there are certain things you just don&#8217;t tell your girlfriends. You don&#8217;t tell them they&#8217;re ugly, and that you can get them an appointment with your best friend the plastic surgeon. You don&#8217;t tell them to wear that low cut, oops was that a nipple, dress, because it reminds you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}