{"id":2259,"date":"2004-03-10T20:50:12","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T20:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2004\/03\/10\/drive-by-wanking\/"},"modified":"2004-03-10T20:50:12","modified_gmt":"2004-03-10T20:50:12","slug":"drive-by-wanking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2259","title":{"rendered":"drive-by-wanking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Picture this.  It&#8217;s early evening and you&#8217;re driving home after a long day at the job.  The road is mostly empty except for the SUV ahead, which you disregard because Tori is on the radio and you&#8217;re jamming along to <i>Precious Things<\/i>.  Suddenly, the song is over, the announcer is describing the previously listened to songs and you&#8217;re head to head with SUV.  You absently glance next to you to see the driver.  Afterall, he could be a hotty, and lo and be hold he is, except he&#8217;s engrossed in a 10 x 10 screen latched ten inches from his windshield.  His buddy in the companion seat is fixiated on the same thing, a naked gay couple doing a 69.  It&#8217;s a wonder they haven&#8217;t crashed the SUV into another car.<br \/>\nWhat was once considered the road trip solution for little kids is now being used to fulfill sexual fantasies, except that cars were meant to be driven people, not drive and orgasm at the same time.  Seriously, <a href=\"\/%22http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/03\/10\/drive.by.porn.ap\/index.html%22\">what were they thinking<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Picture this. It&#8217;s early evening and you&#8217;re driving home after a long day at the job. The road is mostly empty except for the SUV ahead, which you disregard because Tori is on the radio and you&#8217;re jamming along to Precious Things. Suddenly, the song is over, the announcer is describing the previously listened to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}