{"id":2248,"date":"2004-02-20T17:35:52","date_gmt":"2004-02-20T17:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2004\/02\/20\/bar-angst-want-some-capt-hook\/"},"modified":"2004-02-20T17:35:52","modified_gmt":"2004-02-20T17:35:52","slug":"bar-angst-want-some-capt-hook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2248","title":{"rendered":"bar-angst-want-some-capt-hook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tick, tock.  Tick, tock.  I feel like Captain Hook.  I&#8217;m standing on my pirate ship, perceiving the open seas carefully with hardly a gale blowing at the sails, resting my one remaining hand at the mast.  The crocodile isn&#8217;t there, but I face the bloody thing three days hence, and it seems as if all I have to do is flip a coin to determine the winner of our next meeting.<br \/>\nGet me in a better mood next time and I&#8217;ll use Madam la guillotine for my next anology, though to be honest I&#8217;m rather amused with this one.  Really, I wasn&#8217;t kidding when I told my roommate that I was itching to write.  It just sounds so much better than mineral interests.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tick, tock. Tick, tock. I feel like Captain Hook. I&#8217;m standing on my pirate ship, perceiving the open seas carefully with hardly a gale blowing at the sails, resting my one remaining hand at the mast. The crocodile isn&#8217;t there, but I face the bloody thing three days hence, and it seems as if all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}