{"id":2077,"date":"2003-06-10T22:58:53","date_gmt":"2003-06-10T22:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nimsay.blackglass.org\/2003\/06\/10\/227\/"},"modified":"2003-06-10T22:58:53","modified_gmt":"2003-06-10T22:58:53","slug":"227","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/?p=2077","title":{"rendered":"227"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My muse is on a rampage.  Except there is a teeny little problem.  It&#8217;s been crippleled by legal jargon.<br \/>\nDamn the Board of Legal Examiners and their sadistic practices.  Now I&#8217;ll never be a writer.  Never will my words grace the pages of Cosmopolitan magazine.  My aspirations of being the Anne Rice of now have been shattered into dozens of &#8230; of&#8230;<br \/>\nbrain dead&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nActually,  I would give an arm and a leg to not have to read any of Rice&#8217;s new stuff.  To lock me up in a room with one of her newer books would be false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress.  I&#8217;ll show you outrageous!  Outrageously bad.  How&#8217;s character assassination for you?  Shall I add that to your order with a Christopher on the side?  Whipped cream you say?  Sorry, it only comes with Hershey&#8217;s chocolate syrup, but I assure you it&#8217;s almost as good.<br \/>\n<i>la madre<br \/>\neres una ni\ufffda<br \/>\nempe\ufffdada en tu cuna<br \/>\ntriste como la luna<br \/>\neterna en tu soled\ufffdd<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My muse is on a rampage. Except there is a teeny little problem. It&#8217;s been crippleled by legal jargon. Damn the Board of Legal Examiners and their sadistic practices. Now I&#8217;ll never be a writer. Never will my words grace the pages of Cosmopolitan magazine. My aspirations of being the Anne Rice of now have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackglass.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}