Dear client,
Where art thou? That EAD you were so anxiously pineing for finely fell into my lap two weeks late and three days after you lost your job. Now we’re ringing you up. Ring, ring, ring. Is that the latest cumbia playing as your ringtone? The United States government has finally allowed you to work again. I want to tell you the great news, but I can’t find you, can’t get in touch with you. Please come by when you get the chance.
Yours truly,
Accredited Rep Extraordinaire